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Large 6 Inch Glitter Medal
We have identified another famous person who is also a runner, Willy Wonka. Wonka lives in a chocolate candy factory, surrounded by sweets, and does not gain a pound. How does he do it? Running! Just ask the Oompa Loompas. They also are runners and in the morning its oompa oompa doo-pa-dee do jazzer-size. What if you could trail run through Candy Land or the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory, or is that the same place? Wouldn’t that be the Sweetest Run Ever? Or is it the mind over muscle struggle during the run, followed by a sweet reward and victory at the end that makes it sweet.
Willy Wonka understands this and our Sweetest Run Ever starts with no earthly way of knowing – which direction we are going. There’s no knowing where we are running…or which way the river’s flowing. Is it raining, is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing – so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly Reaper mowing? – Yes! The danger must be growing – ‘cause the runners keep on running – and they’re certainly not showing – any sign that they are slowing!
Every run should be a mystery and a challenge. So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. Thank you. Wouldn’t that be sweet? Are there rules for running? Is someone going to stop you because you broke the running rules and wondered about?
Grandpa Joe: What rules? We didn’t see any rules, did we?
Willy Wonka: Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if – and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy: I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera… Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera… Memo bis punitor delicatum! It’s all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You lose! Good day!
No, there are no rules at Virtual Run World. Run through Candy Land, run with your Oompa Loompas in tow, feast on the everlasting gobstopper, try something new. The strawberries taste like strawberries, the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
And if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it; want to change the world…there’s nothing to it.
What will you do for the Sweetest Run Ever? Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. We wait for your response. The suspense is terrible…I hope it lasts.
Virtual Run World’s Sweetest Run Ever Virtual Run Medal includes:
Custom Designed Large Glitter Medal – 6 inches of bling!
Custom Designed Dye Sublimation Lanyard
Customizable Bib that you can personalize with your name and favorite number
How to participate in Virtual Run World’s Sweetest Run Ever Virtual Run:
- Purchase the Sweetest Run Ever Virtual Run Medal in our SHOP
Earn your medal with a run, walk, bike or anything you like, for anytime, anywhere or any distance, in one day or multiple days, its up to you. Open all the time ~ no end date!
Visit our Virtual Bibs page to customize your bib – add your name, favorite bib number and print.
- Share your Results
This is optional, but we would like you to share your run by commenting on this page and on our Facebook page.
- Receive Your Medal and Celebrate
Receive your medal in the mail!
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